i just wanted to say hi. my dog is eating a plate. it's paper. the plate. the plate is paper. the one that my dog is eating. was paper. the plate was made of paper that my dog was eating. that was bad grammar. i'll try again. my dog was eating a plate made of paper. there. now he's playing with the carpet. my floor is wood. i don't where he got the carpet. or that white thing. oh. wait. that's a guy. he is now tying up the white man in the carpet. the white guy is being a total jerk. he's yelling at me to untie him. maybe i would if he weren't yelling at me.

oh, you know what, i was just about to untie him and then he was wenie and let the chlorophorm work on him. i'm sure if he'd tried harder he could have resisted a little longer, but now he's in that van.